IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.K. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENCE,
NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD,
SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS,
FAMILY CREDIT,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A REPRESENTATIVE IN PARLIAMENT,
YOU CAN VOTE, YOU CAN EVEN RUN AS AN MP,
OR START YOUR OWN POLITICAL PARTY!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE IN THE STREET AND BURN OUR FLAG
AND IF WE STOP YOU WE ARE CLASSED AS RACIST
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